Sons of Anarchy Season Five Finale Recap: J’ai Obtenu Cette —Jax Got This? (Spoilers) Bite Your Tongue!

Well, we started off the Fifth Season by doing a piece called, “Ten Fucked-Up Things That Happen On Sons Of Anarchy” shortly before the season premiere, so it feels appropriate to close by re-blogging this excellent recap of the finale from Even before the tongue-biting in this episode (WINCE, wasn’t expecting the sudden gory shockers on this  particular FX original series), I could have written another companion piece, “Ten Fucked-Up Things That Happened in Season Five of Sons of Anarchy” You know what? Screw it, I’m gonna write it and post it, I’m the editor/writer/Web Mistress of Horror Boom and I do it for free, because I love horror movies.*  What’s going to happen, a bunch of advertisers get so pissed that they decide to jump on board and pay me?

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In all seriousness, though, this was a pretty solid finale, well-written, entertaining, and with at least a couple of surprises (not all of them a pretty sight).  Enjoy the recap, plus, there’s a “post-mortum” with Sutter right here. I thought the post-finale interview (click here) with Kim Coates was actually a better read, so I posted that as well. Check it out here! Continue reading