GIANT Gallery From The Evil Dead (2013) Gore Extravaganza Red Band Trailer – Check Out What You Coulda Missed! (Disturbing Image Warning)

There’s some shots in here even WE didn’t notice, they flash by so fast. Then again, there’s some you’ll recognize… but if you’re as hungry to see this as we are, you’ll want to check them all out! Click on any of the images to enlarge it.

Oh, and there’s a few from the first teaser last Fall (also a blood-bath) and the “Green Band” trailer. Only a few tasteful ones, though…

Fuck, where do we start?  The guy pulling the broken-off hypodermic needle from WAY too close to his bloodshot eye, skin trying to come with it? The possessed chick with the geyser of blood flying out of her mouth and onto Olivia’s face?  The chick slicing into her tongue with the box cutter? Angry molesting trees that take things to the next level? The disturbing drawings in the Necronomicon, not to mention notes saying things like “HE IS WATCHING” and what looks like “BURN BITCH“? Hell, we don’t know,  all we DO know is the guy with the glasses better have a DAMN good reason for ignoring all very clear warnings (the Book of The Dead was tied closed with barbed wire and clearly bound in what looks like human flesh; two red flags that anyone with common sense would heed). Oh, and we do NOT own the copyrights to any of these screen caps, or claim any right to them. There, covered our asses, I hope. Enjoy!

HOLY SHIT! Gory Official Red Band Trailer For the Fucking Evil Dead Reboot from Raimi and Co.!

The first  Red Band teaser trailer for the 2012 Evil Dead  reboot just hit the internet about an hour ago (as of this writing), and it is SHOCKING and GORY and FUN and SICK and I think NICOTERO is involved and a TOTAL  EVIL DEAD BLOOD BATH  and I just got a LOT more fucking excited* about it!  I wasn’t expecting that much gore, but  HOAH!  I’m talking  HOAH! LEE! SHIT!  Check it out below, even though you don’t get to see sexy Bruce Campbell anywhere!

No wonder the fans at NY Comic Con lost their damn minds. Oh, and I almost forgot — Happy Birthday, Mr. Raimi! Nice of you to give your fans a present. Oh, uh, retroactive warning, don’t watch this when you’ve got a paper cut on your tongue. Or easily offended. Sorry about that, good thing I said something before you saw this, huh?

Thank you to The Onion© for the inspirational headline. Don’t get me wrong,  I would have sworn all over the place anyway, but that’s the first thing I thought of  (after Fuck yeah, Motherfucker!  which wasn’t as descriptive).

The movie’s current release date is April 12, 2013!

*I’m not a big Diablo Cody fan, and I hear she was involved with the screenplay, so that kind of tamped it down. Also, it made me feel old, which I’m not a big fan of either. But THIS, THIS shit here, made me forget all about all that!