Well, duh. She has two heads? That are both alive, have names, and can talk? Uh, yeah, that’s going to do it.

Click “View original” in the lower left to read the entire article. There’s an American Horror Story Freak Show media blitz coming (actually, happening) so you’ll hear more soon. Meanwhile, don’t miss this one. There’s a TON of new info!

If you want to catch up a little first,  check out our recent piece here, Ten New Things We Learned About American Horror Story Freak Show From The EW Fall Preview!