Admit One For First Teaser for American Horror Story Freakshow: This One’s Real, And It’s Spectacular!

Yeah yeah, we’ve been watching too many Seinfeld re-runs, so what. YOU try thinking of a clever headline after you see this.  We’ve, well, re-calibrated our expectations after we were left disappointed by Coven… however, we absolutely consider this the best début teaser in the history of the series.  Step right up!

This is more like it! Anyone else think the chicken-like look to that hand, limb, whatever you want to call it, might be an homage to the final scene in Todd Browning’s Freaks?

The fourth season of American Horror Story will premiere October 9th on FX. Bring on more of those teasers!