Just pointing out right off the bat that this is EW.com’s exclusive, not mine, and I do not claim ANY credit for it; the “reblog” feature will not allow any changes–I would have added some brief disclaimer– in the title. If you were let down by the finale, reading this probably won’t help. None of the loose ends are really addressed. I mean, what the… OK, need to stay positive. I prefer to point out things that worked, like… hold on… well, more on that later. (DEEP BREATH) However, I’m happy to know American Horror Story has TWO more seasons coming! Oh, and as far as Myrtle Snow’s last words  word? “Balenciaga!” (a designer).