“So, how can we give our little Santa figurine that extra little bit of flair?” “How about we stick a light inside his head? Like he’s … glowing with Christmas cheer or some shit? Just do it, I’m sure it’ll look fine.”
You were probably too distracted by Santa’s glowing demonic eyes there to notice what he’s sitting on: a tiny little house. And if you don’t think a gigantic Santa whose eye sockets are burning with the fiery embers of hell itself squatting on your roof is terrifying, it’s only because you haven’t seen the video of it in action yet.
-from the “11 Most Unintentionally Creepy Christmas Ornaments” article at Cracked.com
(hit the photo below to cut to the chase, or keep reading for a link at the bottom)
Here we go with another Creepy Holiday Countdown link. What is it, now, 8 days away? AAAAAAAAAIGH! That’s scary enough on its own. Where did that rum eggnog go?
Anyway, don’t miss this one–it’s well worth checking out! The “Snowman” with “Stocking” looks like a prop from a James Wan-directed ghost movie, the “Godzilla Santa” sounds cool until you see the photo–at which point you’ll hope no small children looked up at it and were terrified for life–and “So Apparently Terrified Infant Ornaments Are a Thing”…well, when you see it, you’ll wonder who is the hell thought it would NOT be creepy on a tree. We almost hope that one was intentionally creepy. The writing is hilarious, too-check out both pages! Click below–or on the photo of the ornament, also below, that unintentionally looks like a certain painting to read…
The 11 Most Unintentionally Creepy Christmas Ornaments (At Cracked.com).
- Horror Boom Creepy Holiday Countdown: Creepy Dolls – 10 Dolls you won’t offer to you kids for Christmas (horrorboom.com)
- Creepy Family Photos (rebeccaangell.wordpress.com)
- Greenpeace Wants You to Have a Creepy Christmas (independentsentinel.com)
- Creepy Christmas Tunes (piecesofdarkness.wordpress.com)
Fantastic! I love it when Creepy and Christmas team up!