From the hilarious Abridged Script by by Chris W.:
CHLOË is dressed in FARM CLOTHES and taken to the PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE.
Chloë, we must call your mother and tell her about your Aunt Flo.
CHLOË GRACE MORETZ
(uses telekinesis to break shit)
Let’s all ignore the fact shit just broke all by itself.
CHLOË goes home and some TWERP ON A BIKE harasses her, so she uses TELEKINESIS to knock him off.
TWERP ON A BIKE
Let’s all pretend that didn’t just happen, and that anyone who saw the original Carrie isn’t having a severe fucking case of déjà vu.
Wow, this makes us both REALLY happy that we decided to wait for the DVD (A decision based on our gut feelings and Ryan from Rhino Horror.com’s probably spot-on review –-he knows what he’s talking about and seems to have pretty close to the same taste in horror that we do).
The parody is hilarious, the excerpt above doesn’t do it justice. So click below to read…
Carrie (2013): The Abridged Script | The Editing Room.
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