FIVE YOUNG ADULTS arrive for an isolated trip together. FIVE BILLION REFERENCES to the original “Evil Dead” arrive slightly before them.
I’m a heroin addict. I’d be dead due to a previous O.D. if a lucky adrenaline injection hadn’t saved the day. I’m quitting drugs forever.
NOT BRUCE CAMPBELL
I’m your brother, here with your friends to make sure you stay put during withdrawal. Screw hospitals and rehab, this is how to break an addiction!
“David?” That’s my character name? Not Ash? Whew, I was worried I’d have to live up to these impossible standards from fans.
Do not say the words “Klaatu Verata Nicto.”
LOU TAYLOR PUCCI
Klaatu Verata NiCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH. Close one!
Outside, the DEMON is AWAKENED!
-From the Abridged Script by By Ian S. Click below to read it!