The Editing Room Finally Takes On “Mama” – Read The Hilarious Abridged Script Now!

MEGAN CHARPENTER

I love you Jessica.

JESSICA CHASTAIN

Ohhhhh. Shit. You’re probably going to piss off Mama.

She DOES. MAMA pops around the house SCARING THE SHIT out of EVERYONE and briefly sucks the life out of JESSICA. JANE shows up at the house. It’s a VERY bad time.

Mama: The Abridged Script / The Editing Room.

This is especially good to read if you’ve made the mistake of reading about or watching a few too many Mama (2013) clips after dark and are kicking yourself because suddenly you’re not as sleepy as you were. Would have saved us some sleepless nights (just from watching the goddamned three+ minute short alone) if we’d gotten it sooner, but looks like writer Nicole wanted to wait till the DVD/Blu-ray came out. Click the big red link up top to check it out!