Need a Good Laugh? Check Out The Satanic Toaster (News Story, 1984)!

I realize I’m probably one of the last ones to see this, but just in case, I had to pass it on. It’s also pretty hard to watch this 1984 clip without laughing at least once (almost did a spit-take the first time we saw it on The Soup).   I have no idea of the story behind this, furthermore, I don’t care. All I know is that this toaster, somehow, just brightened up my day a little bit. Great post, hilarious video. Yup, this actually made the news back then (talk about a cool station)… enjoy the Satanic Toaster!

After my husband David and I watched this, he said “I think the most unbelievable part is that Satan would speak English. He’d probably speak aramaic or something.”

I said that I didn’t know. It seemed to me that Satan probably speaks several languages. I think he’d be a polyglot.

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Check Out This Creepy Photo Of Frances Conroy From American Horror Story Asylum Upcoming Episode “Dark Cousins”!

They may not be great about showing anything but a 20-second long promo for the next episode while we’re waiting (I’ve been spoiled by AMC shows that release actual clips, even short ones, and American Horror Story Season One would send exclusive short clips to Dread Central last year) but you need to see this photo FX released from Episode 7, “Dark Cousins”, airing this Wednesday! Does she look like an angel to you? If I woke up and saw this standing in my bedroom, especially between me and the door, I’d better be wearing Depends (which we don’t exactly have in the house), or we’d need new sheets. At best.

Also, who’s the patient? We haven’t seen any black patients at Briarcliff, have we? We had the Hispanic woman referred to only as “The Mexican” (and not just in private, either). It’s 1964 and almost all the Briarcliff staff aren’t exactly forward-thinking. I’m surprised there isn’t some segregated ward. From the looks of his arm, his the guy made a serious suicide attempt, but failed.  We get a strong feeling that one way or another, Frances Conroy’s character will be helping the poor guy out with that… fast.

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American Horror Story: Asylum is getting a little divine intervention this Wednesday (FX, 10/9c) when Season 1’s Frances Conroy guest stars as a character exec producer Ryan Murphy previously dubbed “the ultimate angel.”

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But does Conroy’s spiritual being enter Briarcliff with good or bad intentions? Two key pieces of evidence suggest it’s the latter.

Exhibit A: The logline for the episode refers to her as a “dark angel” and notes that Sister Mary Eunice is “petrified” of her.

Exhibit B: The following ominous looking image from the outing.

Check out the photo below and hit the comments with your own findings.

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